Jokes
Mar. 24th, 2026 12:07 amJokes
* Why didn't the skeleton ever go on dates? He didn't have the guts to ask anyone.
* Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
* Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? He's a bit of a pain in the neck.
* What do you call a guy who’s really loud? Mike.
* What do you call a retired vegetable? A has-bean.
* Can February March? No, but April May!
* Why didn't the skeleton ever go on dates? He didn't have the guts to ask anyone.
* Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
* Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? He's a bit of a pain in the neck.
* What do you call a guy who’s really loud? Mike.
* What do you call a retired vegetable? A has-bean.
* Can February March? No, but April May!
