Jokes

Mar. 24th, 2026 12:07 am
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Jokes

* Why didn't the skeleton ever go on dates? He didn't have the guts to ask anyone.
* Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
* Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? He's a bit of a pain in the neck.
* What do you call a guy who’s really loud? Mike.
* What do you call a retired vegetable? A has-bean.
* Can February March? No, but April May!

90 questions

Mar. 24th, 2026 12:05 am
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90 questions

1. If you could change one thing about your personality or behavior, what would it be and why?

When I was young they called me Pollyanna. Because I always looked for the good in people. Like this was a bad thing. Well, I never did change. And I won’t either. But I was taught that it was a weakness. If I had to change something about me , it would be to help other people see the good in people. I’d rather be in a world of Pollyanna’s than the other extreme. Have you all heard this saying? You’re a Pollyanna? It was taken from a Disney movie.

March Not quite 365 days question

Mar. 24th, 2026 12:03 am
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March not quite 365 days questions.

24. Harry Houdini was born today in 1874.  Are you a fan of magic shows? Have you ever seen someone perform close-up magic?

I have seen three magic shows in Vegas. Everyone I was with loved them. But not me. I found it boring and to this day I don’t watch anything with magic in it.

Do you like magic shows?

Crunchy questions

Mar. 24th, 2026 12:00 am
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Crunchy questions

Are there any children's literary classics you never read, but wish you had? Have you considered reading them as an adult, or have you already done so?

You mean like Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys? Or even little women? I love classics. So I not only read them but made sure my children read them too. Or do they mean Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, or Beauty and the Beast? Because I love them too.

Update to anti-ICE tracking app

Mar. 23rd, 2026 10:05 pm
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Based on comments under his first entry, the guy who developed the app has made some changes and improvements. He added a "warrant canary," and expanded the map -- it now can toggle between "within 25 miles" and "all sightings." He also adds some computery-type identification that people can verify.

So, if folks were hesitant to try it before, check out the new post. It might answer your questions and concerns.

And again, feel free to pass this link and/or info on wherever you think it might be useful.

 

Jokes.

Mar. 23rd, 2026 12:08 am
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Jokes

* What do PHD students eat when they're hungry? Academia nuts.
* Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door? In case there's a salad dressing.
* Why couldn't the sesame seed stop talking? He was on a roll.
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* What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
* Where do cows go on Friday nights? The mooovies.
* How do you make a baby snake cry? Take away its rattle.
* What do you call a chicken that makes jokes? A comedihen.

90 discussion questions.

Mar. 23rd, 2026 12:06 am
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90 questions

1. What new skills could you acquire in order to be happy or more successful?

I would love to learn all that’s needed to use photoshop. That and learn more html. I can code a little bit but I would love to know more. I bought a book for dummies for photoshop, but I was too dumb. Somewhere along the line I lent my photoshop to someone and I never got it back. Now I would have to buy it. Oh well.

Crunchy questions

Mar. 23rd, 2026 12:04 am
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Crunchy questions

If you could visit any time period, what would it be and why? 

I would love to have seen my grandparents when they came to America. They wanted to be here so badly. I could have told them to let their kids learn Greek, instead of telling them you’re in America now, speak English. We all wished we had learned. Same with my grandparents from Italy.

March not quite 365 days questions

Mar. 23rd, 2026 12:02 am
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March not quite 365 days questions.

23. When was the last time you ate some chocolate?

I love chocolate. I crave it daily. every night I eat a fun size Milky Way. I love the darn things. But I love Butterfingers too. I think I just love sweets.

Topics for talk

Mar. 23rd, 2026 12:00 am
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Topics for talk

Things I'm Grateful For:

I’m so grateful that I’ve lived this long with all my medical problems. I keep proving the doctors wrong.

I’m grateful to hubby for eating all of the new recipes I keep making.

Anti-ICE tracking app

Mar. 22nd, 2026 12:25 pm
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From this post in Daily Kos. "I built an ICE tracking app that can't be pulled from the App Store. Because it was never in one."

This person developed an app that tracks when ICE is present in the vicinity, and sends an alert to your phone. No cost. No ads. No presence in an app store for TPTB to pull it. Hosted in the Netherlands, so the US government can't issue a takedown order to the provider.

There's lots of discussion in the comments about "what if" and conversations about coding that I can't follow, but it might be reassuring to those on the fence... or maybe a red light. I don't know. But if you live in an area where ICE is -- or might be -- active, it's worth taking a look.

Forgot to say -- The developer wants news of this to spread as far as possible. So feel free to link to this post, or to the source post in DK, to share the information.

 

Jokes

Mar. 22nd, 2026 12:25 am
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Jokes

* What do you call a vicar who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
* What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese.
* How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
* Which month of the year has 28 days? Um, all of them.
* Why was the broom late to work? It overswept.
* What does a pig use in the shower? Hog wash

90 discussion questions

Mar. 22nd, 2026 12:23 am
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90 discussion questions.

1. Which films do you find yourself thinking about years after watching them?

The sad ones affect me the most. As an example, take The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, I just loved it. I’ve seen it twice but read the book about six times. I love sad movies. They stay with me much longer. I saw this one 30 years ago, I think. I still remember every part of the film.

I loved Prince of Tides so much. It was really sad.

I loved Fisher King. (With Robin Williams). This is very sad.

Crunchy questions

Mar. 22nd, 2026 12:20 am
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Crunchy questions.

What are some commonly held beliefs about the place you call home? Are they accurate? Inaccurate? How do you generally respond to media depictions - or do few to none exist? (You can answer for your country, the region you live in, town, or a combination.)

I call Tucson, Az home. People always think it’s huge, but it’s not. I think we have 899,000 population. Phoenix has 3.5 million population. Now that’s a big city.

Our Sheriff department sucks. As you all can tell from the Guthrie abduction. They fucked it up from the start. The FBI should have been on it. It’s really a shame.

Arizona is filled with Trumpsters. This is true. But we’re hearing any more people not liking him any more.

The summers are brutal. True. We have triple digits for all of June, July, and August. Usually 110 most days. But it’s a dry heat. Not much humidity. We love it here. September-November are gorgeous days. I love the fall. December-March are very nice warm days. Our winters rock.

March not quite 365 days questions

Mar. 22nd, 2026 12:18 am
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March not quite 365 days questions

22. Do you still buy physical books, or do you tend to buy e-books these days?  Does it depend on the type of book (i.e. fiction or non-fiction)?


It depends if we’re going on a trip, I’ll buy ebooks for my iPad and phone. But I still love books. I have a bunch of mystery books from when I was first married, 56 years ago. They have always moved with me. I only have about 250 books. But I have tons on my iPad. I love to read.
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How to Make Crock Pot Shipwreck Stew

Ingredients You’ll Need:
* 1 lb ground beef (85–90% lean)
* 1 large yellow onion, diced
* 3 cloves garlic, minced
* 3 medium russet potatoes, peeled and cut into 3/4-inch cubes
* 3 carrots, peeled and sliced 1/2 inch thick
* 2 celery ribs, sliced
* 1 (15 oz) can kidney beans, rinsed and drained
* 1 (14.5 oz) can diced tomatoes
* 3 cups beef broth
* 3 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
* 2 teaspoon paprika
* 1 teaspoon dried thyme
* 1 bay leaf
* 1 teaspoon kosher salt, plus more to taste
* 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
* Optional: 1 teaspoon sugar if tomatoes taste very acidic
Step-by-Step Instructions:
1. Brown the beef and aromatics
Heat a large skillet over medium heat. Add the ground beef and cook, breaking it up with a spoon, until mostly browned, 4–5 minutes. Stir in the diced onion and cook until softened and translucent, about 3 minutes. Add the minced garlic and cook 30 seconds more, just until fragrant. Drain off excess fat if needed.
2. Layer everything in the slow cooker
To the slow cooker, add the potatoes, carrots, celery, kidney beans, diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, beef broth, Worcestershire, paprika, thyme, bay leaf, salt, and pepper. Spoon the browned beef mixture over the top and gently stir to combine. If your tomatoes taste sharp, add the optional sugar.
Cook low and slow
Cover and cook on LOW for 7–8 hours(preferred) or HIGH for 3–4 hours, until the potatoes and carrots are fork-tender and the broth has thickened slightly. Avoid lifting the lid too often, which can extend the cook
4. Adjust and serve
Remove the bay leaf. Taste and adjust seasoning with additional salt and pepper as needed. Ladle into bowls and serve hot. Garnish options: chopped parsley, a dollop of sour cream, or shredded cheddar for a cozy finish.


I made this Thursday night. I was so good. We loved it. I’ll be making this again.

Jokes

Mar. 21st, 2026 01:11 am
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Jokes

* Where can you buy soup in bulk? The stock market.
* What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
* Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs.
* Sea monsters have been known to eat what? Fish and ships.
* What do you call a vicar who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
* What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese.
* How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

March Not quite 365 days questions.

Mar. 21st, 2026 01:08 am
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March not quite 365 days questions.

21. It’s National California Strawberry Day. What is your favourite way to eat strawberries?

I love fresh strawberries over cheesecake. 2nd favorite-strawberry shortcake. With lots of whipped cream.
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Seven days, seven book covers challenge.

Day 7

Crunchy questions

Mar. 21st, 2026 01:01 am
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Crunchy questions
From author_by_night. Thank you.


What is a reboot that has happened in recent years that you think actually works? What is a reboot that you think was absolutely unnecessary? If you had to reboot something, what would it be and how would you want it to go?

Can we say Equalizer, with Denzel Washington? Also, the new Reacher series from the movies. It is so much better than the movie one with Tom Cruise. The series makes you believe in Reacher and fall for the show. Alan Ritchson is his name, I believe.

One that was unnecessary was the Roseanne reboot. I didn’t like her show the first time.

I would love to see a new Pretender made. I don’t think people were ready for it. But now, I think it could be a killer show.

Thank you, author_by_night
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